I hope you BURN IN HELL.

Does anyone have any PROOF that Yoshiki gave hide the name "Pink Spider"? Because I'm pretty sure he didn't...

In other news, HIDE FANGIRLS ARE THE MOST ANNOYING CREATURES ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. Perhaps I should say fantwats. I don't know. But please stop me from ever going into a community that has anything to do with hide ever again.

Unless it's like, a humor site or something.

I will keep the horrors of my exploration today to myself. ._.

Though I shall post this as a note to hide fantwats (The few sane ones can ignore this): I'm sure you love hide very much and that he came back to earth as an angel and talks to you at night and everything, and I'm sure you spend every May 2nd balling your eyes out and slitting your wrists in honor, but do me a favor- When you want to argue with someone who has never heard of him before, DON'T BRING UP YOSHIKI. Yoshiki and hide are completely different people who have no bond other than friend and bandmate to them. They weren't lovers. They weren't planning on world domination. They weren't even really that close friends! I'm sure they made sure the other was ok when their house blew up, but they were not so interconnected that every time you mention hide to someone you have to bring up Yoshiki too.

"So, who is your favorite guitarist?"
"hide! <333333333333"
"hide? Who the hell is that? (I bet he's got nothing on Hendrix)"
"He is a MILLION times better than Jimi Hendrix. He is ONLY the most famous guitarist ever and Yoshiki's best friend."

WRONG. If they don't know who hide is, how the FUCK would they know who Yoshiki is? And why not bring up X rather than Yoshiki? Maybe Pata or Taiji? They hung out with hide more than he did with Yoshiki. Hell, if hide is so wonderful to you and so much better than everyone, you should be able to introduce him to people WITHOUT getting help from Yoshiki. That just absolutely BROKE me after reading through all of that shit. That hide can't do anything without holding his dear boyfriend's hand. Boyfriend my ass.

AND WE'RE ALL PRETTY DAMN SURE THAT HIDE LIKED WOMEN. Maybe he was bisexual, but he was NOT secretly married to Yoshiki while he kept a poser girlfriend so no one would suspect. hide wasn't the type of person to keep secrets as simple as that. Now if you will kindly SERIOUSLY stop thinking about this shit, maybe the world can be a better place.

*Waves a tiny flag around and shoots up a ball of confetti.*